Mrs C is contemplating a line of male underwear. I thought she won’t go in this direction after the underwear regulations act was repealed thanks to the JVP’s successful protest demonstrations. The description of her colour schemes and designs will no doubt earn a following among females (who hold procurement powers over their spousal units. Men on the other hand would prefer sepuku with butter knives or the asylum in the Congo. This time around it is not just the colours but the patterns and their placement.
This time around I’m not relaying on the JVP to save us so frantic negotiations are under way.